Aca-scuse me? Wanna be pitch slapped?

Subject: Aca-scuse me? Wanna be pitch slapped? Mon May 06, 2013 2:40 am

Hey guys! Just thought I'd make the use of this section a bit more easier. It's late so I'll update this section's name+info thread tomorrow. Just thinking we can use it for: How was your day? types of things. Now, as you guys probably noticed that I disappeared from chat yesterday and for most of today.

Mum wanted me to sign up for summer courses and I like being a neet so I was pretty much procrastinating all day yesterday. As for today, my internet decided to be tsundere. Disconnections all day erryday.

I pretty much spent most of the day on skype in invis. (I tend to do this A LOT since I dc so often and I didn't want to bother my friends)

Then I guess I just did nerd stuff until I could re-watch Pitch Perfect with Claire and Logan. It was great.

Aca-scuse me? Wanna be pitch slapped? 3313589440

Aca-scuse me? Wanna be pitch slapped? 3313589440

So the only thing interesting that happened was I discovered I'm the worst wingman ever. Ever. So my friend likes this one girl and I decide, oh hey I should befriend this girl. Then this happened:

XIV

: SCREAMS DAVEY
XIV

: UR LADY MESSAGED ME
XIV

: AND LIKE
XIV

: DIRK PANIC
XIV

: MODO

And...this is my first words with this girl I randomly added as a friend on skype: http://prntscr.com/13n7pj

Then I freaked out pretty badly.

XIV

: DAVEY I THINK I SCARED HER AWAY
Davey

: HOW
XIV

: IDK SHE DIDN'T REPLY BACK
Davey

: sHES,,, REPLYING TO ME ,,,,
Davey

: lOL
XIV

: I THINK I'M TOO AWK
XIV

: SCREAMS
XIV

: I'M SO GOMEN
XIV

: rolls under u
Davey

: nooo its ok dirk bby
XIV

: hides under ur tummy
Davey

: pats
XIV

: nvr moving out
Davey

: omg why
XIV

: cus under u is warm
Davey

: nop
Davey

: always cold
XIV

: oMG

Then later I realized she also had bad internet problems:

Meggie: ( ahhh no my replies are just taking ages to go through for some reason, tell her not to freak out my Skype is just being a pain, lol )

I decided that Davey needed to be punished:

XIV

: laffs
XIV

: SHRIEKS DAVEY DID U TELL HER I WAS FREAKIN OUT?
XIV

: pUNChes ur
XIV

: buns
Davey

: yES I DID
Davey

: LOL
XIV

: pUSHES u off alTERA cliff
Davey

: no reGRETS I SAY AS I FALL
XIV

: i am nOT gomen either

I'm sorry guys but I was high when I was typing this out:

XIV

: i dont think skype
XIV

: wants me
XIV

: to talk 2 ur
XIV

: senpai
Davey

: doushite
XIV

: invisibru wall of no messages penetration
Davey

: smh skype
Davey

: lOL
XIV

: let my sweet words reach ur senpai pls
XIV

: i wanna be
XIV

: gud
XIV

: hogwarts owl
Davey

: omg
Davey

: am i harry potter now
XIV

: yES
XIV

: and she is ur ginny
XIV

: its so canon
Davey

: omg
Davey

: kawaii
XIV

: i wanna be a screeching owl tho
XIV

: so i can fly majestically through the hall and crash land into food
XIV

: while screeching
XIV

: U GOT MAIL
Davey

: sEEMS ABOUT RITE

Also, I type differently depending on who I'm talking to so yeah. That's just how Davey and I bff. Dave Strider+Dirk Strider if you're wondering why Davey calls me Dirk. Homestuck ref, yo.

Subject: Re: Aca-scuse me? Wanna be pitch slapped? Mon May 06, 2013 9:48 am

Can I use biography topics to post my logs instead of talking to myself in the chatbox ('.' )

Btw this is just hilarious, I can't some parts.

Subject: Re: Aca-scuse me? Wanna be pitch slapped? Mon May 06, 2013 10:33 am

Your first words. Dying. Omg.

Subject: Re: Aca-scuse me? Wanna be pitch slapped? Mon May 06, 2013 3:09 pm

Yes. Let's use this for skype logs LOL

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