ruin your wishes game

First topic message reminder :

ok ill say a wish. you say a way to ruin it. then you post your wish. and someone else will ruin it then post their wish and it keeps goin like that.

for example

I wish for world peace.

granted, but it only lasted for 10 minutes.

starting wish is

i wish there were no noobs on DN

everybody do it. that includes you Guest

granted but earth froze over too

i wish that someone other than me or my best friends died

Granted, but the people who died were your, and your friends', parents.

I wish I was likable again...

Granted, but you got mobbed like those celebrities you see on TV and you died.

I wish my mom would stop talking like a pedophile whenever she sees little kids on the streets that apparently look "cute" to her.

Granted, but to satisfy her "pedo" craving she ties you up, forces you to get horny, and rides you harshly everyday.

I wish my crush was my boyfriend...

Granted, but he dumped you in that same minute.

I wish to be tortured >;3

Granted, but your torture was listening to constant justin bieber in the middle of antartica in a place where there are constant snowstorms and no one is around to hear your screams.

I wish for a second wish ;3

Granted, BUT you wasted it wishing that you never had a wish in the first place because your second wish seemed idiotic.

I wish to not wish.

I wonder how creative you people will get with that one.

Just before you could make your wish, a black hole consumed you.

I wish to be a potato in the land of dinosaurs, because everyone knows dinosaurs do not eat potatoes, but are instead friends with them. :3

Granted, but there were a specie of dinosaur that surprisingly eat potatoes and they ate all of the potatoes.

I wish that someone else will help to type out this wish of mine.

Granted, but their typing speed was 1 word per day.

I wish I would stop being lazy and get out of bed already…

Granted, but there were zombies lurking outside your house to feed on you.

I wish that there were dragons

Granted, but then the fire nation attacked and killed them all. (avatar the last air bender reference right dere)

I wish I always expected the unexpected

Granted, but the unexpected is your death.

I wish I had the most posts on this forum.

Granted, but it was all due to spam and you got IP banned shortly afterwards

I wish my ipod's google chrome app allowed me to see my history -.-"

granted but it could already do that

i wish my next wish would not be ruined

Granted, but then you got abducted by aliens and they dissected you while you were unable to recover therefore died.

I wish for a wish that would not wish for what i wished but my wish became wished for due to this wish.

Oh how i love to wish, it's even in my name

Granted...so you wished for nothing, right?

I wish I could see the faces of everyone active on Cryo.

granted but spinda turned out to be medusa and you turned to stone.

i wish i had some bacon

Granted, but the bacon was burned and you got cancer from it.

I wish I could see everybody's face on Cryo and not be affected by anything bad that resulted from it.

MG1000 wrote:

Granted, but the bacon was burned and you got cancer from it.

I wish I could see everybody's face on Cryo and not be affected by anything bad that resulted from it.

Granted, but the person who saw your face was turned to stone.

I wish thinking of a wish to wish for wasn't so hard >.<

Spinda wrote:

Granted, but the person who saw your face was turned to stone.

I wish thinking of a wish to wish for wasn't so hard >.<

Granted, but then You got sucked into a black hole then disintegrated.

I wish my youtube channel was popular ;~;

granted but a stalker saw it and started stalking you.


i wish i had bacon that wont hurt or kill anything.

Granted, but since that type of bacon doesn't truly exist, your bacon is vegetarian bacon. (normal bacon hurts your heart and makes you fat and such)

I wish you didn't have to tell everyone to click the dragon .-.

i wil not click it, and i wish that everyone had SUPERPOWERS!

mine would be invisibility

No one in particular... wrote:

i wil not click it, and i wish that everyone had SUPERPOWERS!

mine would be invisibility

.-. Really dude? Don't post here if you don't know how to play the game .-.

it's simple as fudge, just grant the person who posted last's wish, but say how you ruin it. Then you wish for something yourself. Killing the game is not something I like to allow .-.

Anyone else who is going to play this game, just grant my wish and go around this, and no one's posts. Sankyuu.