ruin your wishes game

First topic message reminder :

ok ill say a wish. you say a way to ruin it. then you post your wish. and someone else will ruin it then post their wish and it keeps goin like that.

for example

I wish for world peace.

granted, but it only lasted for 10 minutes.

starting wish is

i wish there were no noobs on DN

everybody do it. that includes you Guest

No one in particular... wrote:

i wil not click it, and i wish that everyone had SUPERPOWERS!

mine would be invisibility

What Spinda said. Follow the rules.

I wish everybody would stop wanting moar potato in their potato, and instead less potato and moar seasoning.

granted but due to the paradox you just created potatoes no longer exist.

I wish the Internet would never slow down.

granted, but all shortcuts on your desktop have been deleted and to use everything you have to search it up and open it.

I wish people weren't so difficult.

granted but now pets are impossible to understand (what they want, etc.)

i wish people would not disappoint me

Granted, but now they want things in return for keeping you from being disappointed

I wish I had more instant ramen

granted but your microwave broke down and the closest repair guy is 500 miles away

I wish i did not have to sleep